Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Top 100: The Top Ten

#10. The Cabinet Of Dr. Calguri
Started the horror genre, with a fucking twisted silent film that's scarier then 90% of what's being made now.

#9. Atom-Age Vampire
Awesome movie. That's all I can say awesome movie. I found it at Wal-Greens for a buck and it's become one of my favorite movies.

#8. Friday The 13th
Started the whole slasher camp films. so good, brings tears of laughter to your eyes.

#7. A Nightmare On Elm Street
THe original Freddy was much better then the retelling. He should be mocking us in our dreams. not scaring before he kills. it's not scary anymore.

#6. The Exorcist
That theme song will still send chills up a catholic preists spine.

#5. Dawn Of The Dead
THE BEST ZOMBIE FILM EVER! FUCKIN' REMAKE SUCKS WHEN WATCHING ORIGINAL. GO HOME AND WATCH ROMERO'S FUCKIN MASTERPEICE.

#4. Wizard oF Gore
HGL again. This film was so good, and is so good that even it's remake is impossible to find. if you do find either version, watch it. in other words, start searching dickweed.

#3. Hellraiser
The (film) first appearence of one of the ultimate faces in horror, Clive Barker. This man could shit, and you'd be fucking frightened. PINHEAD!

#2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Fuck the goddamn remake. TObe Hooper and Kim Henkel spent a hell in Texas for this movie, and you better damn well like it. The more recognized horror film of all time. It will still hold up in forty years. Leatherface is awesome.

#1. Cannibal Holocaust
FUCKING WATCH IT NOW!

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