#10. The Cabinet Of Dr. Calguri
Started the horror genre, with a fucking twisted silent film that's scarier then 90% of what's being made now.
#9. Atom-Age Vampire
Awesome movie. That's all I can say awesome movie. I found it at Wal-Greens for a buck and it's become one of my favorite movies.
#8. Friday The 13th
Started the whole slasher camp films. so good, brings tears of laughter to your eyes.
#7. A Nightmare On Elm Street
THe original Freddy was much better then the retelling. He should be mocking us in our dreams. not scaring before he kills. it's not scary anymore.
#6. The Exorcist
That theme song will still send chills up a catholic preists spine.
#5. Dawn Of The Dead
THE BEST ZOMBIE FILM EVER! FUCKIN' REMAKE SUCKS WHEN WATCHING ORIGINAL. GO HOME AND WATCH ROMERO'S FUCKIN MASTERPEICE.
#4. Wizard oF Gore
HGL again. This film was so good, and is so good that even it's remake is impossible to find. if you do find either version, watch it. in other words, start searching dickweed.
#3. Hellraiser
The (film) first appearence of one of the ultimate faces in horror, Clive Barker. This man could shit, and you'd be fucking frightened. PINHEAD!
#2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Fuck the goddamn remake. TObe Hooper and Kim Henkel spent a hell in Texas for this movie, and you better damn well like it. The more recognized horror film of all time. It will still hold up in forty years. Leatherface is awesome.
#1. Cannibal Holocaust
FUCKING WATCH IT NOW!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Top 100 (29-11)
#29. August Underground
Oh My God. Simulated snuff film. Hard to find but fucking awesome.
#28. The Machinist
If you can find it, give it a chance. Will scare the shit out of any insomniac.
#27. Pyscho
Norman Bates truly starts the slasher sub-genre. First film to ever have a toilet flushing. (interesting, huh.)
#26. Let's Scare Jennifer To Death
Go watch it, for your own sake. Please, I'm trying to save you
#25. Guniea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood
Is it real? No. But Charlie Sheen thought it was and called the FBI. Winning!
#24. Ju-On
America ruins so many great things. This film was one of them.
#23. Godzilla
A giant lizard destroys tokyo. FUCK YES
#22. King Kong
A giant monkey destroys NYC.EVEN MORE FUCK YES
#21. The Shining
Jack Nicholson NAILS it. and hits it with an axe...and a bat....and no work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
#20. Freddy Vs. Jason
Not scary, but a mashup of greats. Like so many before it. Where's the sequel to that timeline?
#19. DOA
GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE. AN eyeball is swallowed! Peter Jackson, you used to be cool.
#18. Pan's Labrinth
Sub-titled smart horror. Will fuck with the head, badly.
#17. Night Of The Living Dead.
SIngle-handedly changed zombie films, until it's sequel came out...
#16. Night OF The Demons
Good fun. Remade with Edward Furlong. Which is always a plus. Awesome under-rated films.
#15. The Thing
John Carpentor's greatest horror. Alien in Antartica. Wat you gonna do? BURN IT THE FUCK UP!
#14. Christine
Best of the ultra-rare demon car films.
#13. The Hills Have Eyes
Pluto and Jupiter will take on whole new meanings after viewing the original of this.
#12. The Howling
Best werewolf film out there. Okay, not better then An American Werewolf in London. But I like it better so fuck off, make your own damn list.
#11. Cannibal Ferox
It misses out on the top ten, because I said so. But still fucking awesome flick.
Oh My God. Simulated snuff film. Hard to find but fucking awesome.
#28. The Machinist
If you can find it, give it a chance. Will scare the shit out of any insomniac.
#27. Pyscho
Norman Bates truly starts the slasher sub-genre. First film to ever have a toilet flushing. (interesting, huh.)
#26. Let's Scare Jennifer To Death
Go watch it, for your own sake. Please, I'm trying to save you
#25. Guniea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood
Is it real? No. But Charlie Sheen thought it was and called the FBI. Winning!
#24. Ju-On
America ruins so many great things. This film was one of them.
#23. Godzilla
A giant lizard destroys tokyo. FUCK YES
#22. King Kong
A giant monkey destroys NYC.EVEN MORE FUCK YES
#21. The Shining
Jack Nicholson NAILS it. and hits it with an axe...and a bat....and no work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
#20. Freddy Vs. Jason
Not scary, but a mashup of greats. Like so many before it. Where's the sequel to that timeline?
#19. DOA
GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE. AN eyeball is swallowed! Peter Jackson, you used to be cool.
#18. Pan's Labrinth
Sub-titled smart horror. Will fuck with the head, badly.
#17. Night Of The Living Dead.
SIngle-handedly changed zombie films, until it's sequel came out...
#16. Night OF The Demons
Good fun. Remade with Edward Furlong. Which is always a plus. Awesome under-rated films.
#15. The Thing
John Carpentor's greatest horror. Alien in Antartica. Wat you gonna do? BURN IT THE FUCK UP!
#14. Christine
Best of the ultra-rare demon car films.
#13. The Hills Have Eyes
Pluto and Jupiter will take on whole new meanings after viewing the original of this.
#12. The Howling
Best werewolf film out there. Okay, not better then An American Werewolf in London. But I like it better so fuck off, make your own damn list.
#11. Cannibal Ferox
It misses out on the top ten, because I said so. But still fucking awesome flick.
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